What I won’t give up during the recession

Following is a list of essentials (tongue in cheek) I absolutely will not give up during the recession:

1. Wine and the ability to whine

2. Puffins low fat, wheat free peanut butter cereal

3. The right to assemble

4. Gluten

5. Two of my children

6. Puffins low fat, wheat free cinnamon cereal

7. Rubber gloves

8. That one thing in the corner of my garage

9. Okay, the other child

10. My pancreas and that dangling thing in my throat

11. That other thing (big) in the corner of my garage

12. Friends that don't suck

13. Lists